About this retirement song
A retirement is a career finishing line, and a custom song can hit it right. Share the workplace stories, the nicknames, the best catchphrases and the people who will miss them, and DANNYREESE70 will write lyrics that honor the work with a bit of humor.
Retiring truck drivers get songs with their million-mile numbers, their rigs and the CB handles. Teachers, firefighters, nurses, linemen, factory workers and farmers all get songs, too. Coworkers can chip in together and the song plays at the party or goes in the retirement video.
Ideas for your song
- A trucker's million-mile retirement song
- A teacher or nurse thank-you song from former students or patients
- A funny 'last day' song for the break room
- A farmer's last-harvest song
- A song for a first responder's final shift
The kind of lines it might have
An invented example of the style, not your song. Your lyrics come from your own names and stories.
Thirty-two years, six million miles, and the dispatcher knows your name,
The coffee on the dash's gone cold but you never once complained,
Now the alarm clock's out the window and the rocking chair's on call,
Congrats, [Name], you've earned the quiet, you did it all.
When to order
Retirement parties are often scheduled weeks out. Put the party date on the form. Short notice can sometimes be handled, just say so.
Price
special through Oct 30, 2026
regular $49
regular price
How it is made: DANNYREESE70 writes the lyrics and sings and plays bass guitar. AI-generated backing instruments fill out the band. Read the full explanation.
Questions about this song
Can coworkers order together?
Yes. One person can submit the form with notes from everyone.
Can the song be funny?
Yes. Roast-with-love retirement songs are popular. Say how much teasing is okay.